kouyoky

(By kouyoky)

Rei:
Everyone, thanks for waiting. Kukuku, everyone from Akatsuki has gathered as well...

Oh, Kaoru-kun is here as well. Although, Kaoru-kun has been an earnest good boy recently, so if I seem overly surprised, it’d be rude to you, no?

Kaoru:
I think the way you’ve been treating me like a child is what’s rude.  Nevermind all that, let’s just start our training.

Rei:
Yes. Then, Kaoru-kun, give it your all♪

Kaoru:
No, Sakuma-san, you have to work hard as well. You’re the one who agreed to the joint practice with Akatsuki, right~ Letting me work hard by myself is way too harsh, isn’t it?

Rei:
My apologies. At this time, I’m still feeling under the weather~ When the sun finally sets and night finally falls upon us, that is when my true power will be released.

Besides, the main point of our training this time is to “make the fans fall for us involuntarily” in our performances.

To put it bluntly, it’s male sex appeal. Kaoru-kun should excel in this area, right?

Honestly, even if I’m not here, with Kaoru-kun in charge, there should be nothing to worry about from this practice. Well then, I’m entrusting you with this along with my dearly beloved children.

My mind still hasn’t started to function yet, since I don’t want to bother you, I’ll just go and rest in the corner… snore, snore♪

Kaoru:
Ah, Sakuma-san!

Ahhh, geez, you’re leaving the troublesome work to others and going off to enjoy life on your own. Oh well. From another perspective, it means you trust me a lot.

Hasumi-kun. In any case, just try doing a “bang~” while aiming a gun pose.

Keito:
Wait a minute, what do you mean “in any case”?

Kaoru:
I really don’t want to see a man doing something like a “bang~” pose either. But right now I’m just asking for you to do a sexy pose to see how it goes.

To make fans fall for you involuntarily, you’ll have to know a sexy pose or two.

Keito:
Al-Alright. I don’t know if “bang~” while aiming a gun counts as a sexy pose or not. But if I just imitate Hakaze and strike a finger-on-the-trigger pose, it should be fine.


 

Ba-Bang~...♪

Kaoru:
… Pft, ha, ahahaha! Hasumi-kun, you’re incredibly hilarious! Ah,  I didn’t realize Hasumi-kun was this fun all along!

Keito:
It's not hilarious at all. Hakaze, can you be more serious about this? I’m only putting up with the humiliation to imitate you all for the success of the  “Chocolat Fes”.

If you joke again, I will go to the archery range and get a real bow and arrow to shoot you.

Kaoru:
Sorry, sorry. I actually wasn’t joking. But I still laughed, so I apologize for that.

But I’m telling you~ If that pose just now had you all embarrassed, it’d be even harder to make the fans fall for you involuntarily.

… Here~ Let me demonstrate for you. You have to pay attention, okay?

I’ll have you become my captive...☆

Kuro:
Wow… I just felt “goosebumps all over my body”. What is this, was I shivering?

Kaoru:
A man having this type of reaction is normal. If you said something like your “heart skipped a beat”, I’d feel gross, too.

Ah~ really, if Anzu-chan was here, she’d definitely be swept off her feet by my pose just now.

I wonder if she can come and oversee our combined practice later~? I feel like with Anzu-chan’s personality, she probably will come over, right…?

Adonis:
Oh? If you’re talking about Anzu, she’s teaching others how to make sweets right now.

Kaoru:
Eh, what is the meaning of this? Adonis-kun, be more specific!

(By kouyoky)



Kaoru:
Hi~ Sorry for the wait! Sorry~ I came as fast as I could, really, really♪

Koga:
...

Kaoru:
Huh? Koga-kun’s the only one here? Sakuma-san is always ‘napping’ at this time, so I can understand him not being here~

But Adonis-kun being late is just a rare sight, isn’t it?
 

Koga:
Hey, you! If you’re really aware that you’re in the wrong, then shouldn’t you be givin’ an explanation on why you’re late, playboy?

Kaoru:
Oops, and here I thought I could get away with it. The reason why I’m late was because I got called to the staff room.

I had a talk with Kunugi-sensei about my graduation plans.

There, I’ve given you a proper explanation. Let’s not talk about me for now and worry about Adonis-kun first, okay?

Koga-kun, did Adonis-kun mention anything to you?

Koga:
Nah… but, normally if he was late, he’d tell me about it beforehand. So I can only guess that he must’ve got caught up in some~ stuff.

That guy, don’t tell me he got lost because he still doesn’t know where the dance room is~?

Kaoru:
No way, he’s been studying here for this long, how could that happen?

Koga:
Hah? Then why hasn’t he arrived yet~ Explain this to me then, playboy.

Kaoru:
Eh? Why are you getting mad at me!?

Adonis:
Everyone, I’m sorry I’m late.

Koga:
Adonis! You’re really late, where have you been?

Huh, what’s up? You have such a huge~ frown on your face.

Adonis:
… I’m surprised. You actually saw right through me, Ogami.

In short, I have some troubles at the moment, and I was wondering if you could give me some advice.